on my deathbed someone better say this to me
Eleven, your Nine is showing.
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
Karen Gillan get’s her head shaved
favourite person in the world.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
Sexually what do you think is your most attractive trait? Physical or otherwise
mine? fuck um, maybe my lips? hair? boobs? idk i don’t find myself that appealing really
Do you prefer playing with your clit or penetration?
wow bit personal but,
if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking